Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of

whisky arguing about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard

just to eat the rat poison." Then he slams down his whisky.

The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I

run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my

back & benchpress the killer springed trapwire." Then he slams

down his whisky and looks at the third mouse.

The third mouse slams down his whisky, slides off his stool

and begins walking away from the bar. The other mice scream,

"Hey, Softy, where do you think you're going?!! "

The third mouse replies, "Home to fuck the cat."